Me: We need to figure out a place to take my dad for lunch
for his birthday/fathers day on Saturday. Semi-nice.
Jacob: Cindys? or babes?
Me: Not Cindys. I was thinking breadwinners
or someplace like that.
Jacob: Supersalad?
Me: Not f&*king supersalad! Blah.
Jacob: It's nice! Lots of options
and all you can eat!
What more could
your dad ask for?
Me: Supersalad is NOT nice!
Jacob: Nice selection
Me: You're gross.
