J: You have a warrant out in Farmers Branch?
Me: No. Why?
J: You got a letter for not paying a ticket.
Me: What letter??
From when?
What date?
J: Gaw!!!!!!!! 7/17/2011
My wife is a felon :(
Me: I'm not a fu*king felon.
How much?
J: $100 I think
Me: Is there a website?
About to pay it right now.
J: Costs $25 to pay online
(At this point he emails a copy of the letter to me at my WORK email with the subject line: Felony Warrant)
Me: It's NOT a felony, asshole!
Me: And it doesn't say there's a fee
for paying online.
J: Yeah, I just read it again...
Maybe some conjugal visits when you're in jail?
Me: No. You're ill.
Worst husband ever.
J: Best husband ever for sticking by my wife,
the criminal.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Animal Rescue Site Shelter Challenge of 2013
An organization dear to my heart, DFW Pug Rescue, is trying to win $10,000 to put towards their vet bills from the Animal Rescue Site Shelter Challenge 2013. I have two pugs, Beans and Cactus Jack, which is why I champion this cause. Pugs are wonderful, loving, highly entertaining dogs.
Learn more about the contest and how to cast your vote HERE.
Learn more about the contest and how to cast your vote HERE.
About DFW Pug Rescue (from their blog):
We
rescue ALL Texas pugs regardless of age or medical condition. Since we
rescue ALL Texas pugs, our veterinary care is our biggest on-going
expense and we average approximately $250,000 a year in veterinary
expenses. This amount is after our veterinary care clinics provide deep
discounts. 100% of all funds donated to DFW Pug Rescue are used to pay
for Veterinary care.
I can't tell you how many stories I've read on their website about the great work this group has done. The pugs they get come from a variety of places. Some pugs come from puppy mills and abusive homes; Others are owner surrenders due to a medical condition the owner is unable to afford. This group works hard to nurse their pugs back to healthy, adoptable condition. They are passionate about what they do!
Labels:
charity,
Competition,
dfw pug rescue,
dog rescue,
pugs
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