J: You have a warrant out in Farmers Branch?
Me: No. Why?
J: You got a letter for not paying a ticket.
Me: What letter??
From when?
What date?
J: Gaw!!!!!!!! 7/17/2011
My wife is a felon :(
Me: I'm not a fu*king felon.
How much?
J: $100 I think
Me: Is there a website?
About to pay it right now.
J: Costs $25 to pay online
(At this point he emails a copy of the letter to me at my WORK email with the subject line: Felony Warrant)
Me: It's NOT a felony, asshole!
Me: And it doesn't say there's a fee
for paying online.
J: Yeah, I just read it again...
Maybe some conjugal visits when you're in jail?
Me: No. You're ill.
Worst husband ever.
J: Best husband ever for sticking by my wife,
the criminal.
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